is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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