he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
accomplished twins. life is a go
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I am available for nakedness
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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