its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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