Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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