Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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