Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You took a bar mat shot.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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