we're blogging at a bar
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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