Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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