did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize