the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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