There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
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