so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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