Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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