I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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