Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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