When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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