I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Randomize
