have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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