turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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