this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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