please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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