where am i from again
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
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