Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I don't think brook has ever known best
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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