PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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