How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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