? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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