We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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