i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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