Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I party with great urgency now.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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