Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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