just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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