ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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