Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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