I don't think brook has ever known best
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
my liver is dry heaving
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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