The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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