I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I'm at about main and main street
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
