My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
We need a shit load of segways right now
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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