jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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