I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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