It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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