I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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