is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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