My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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