If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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