I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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