its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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