But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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