he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Randomize
