Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
