Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I need to calm my uterus...
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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