I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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