Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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