btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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