you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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