Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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