Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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