When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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