if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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